this is in my history book about prohibition in the 1920s and i’m laughing so hard oh my gooooood
i love how popular media makes speakeasies out to be incredibly secretive and impossible to find and this narc unjustly saddled with the best name ever found booze on arrival.
cable companies: wow it looks like compiling a lot of tv shows into one streaming service like netflix increases sales and reduces piracy cable companies: what if we all pulled our shows off netflix and made our own SEPARATE streaming services with their own fees??? consumers: -don’t pay for streaming services and go back to pirating shows instead- cable companies:
↳ Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I’ll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I’ll put that flea in a box, and then I’ll put that box inside of another box, and then I’ll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives…I’ll smash it with a hammer! It’s brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!
